Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Floor bacon is actually really good
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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