His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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