I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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