If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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