found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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