I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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