You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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