I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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