I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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