brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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