SEEEEXXX PLEASE
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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