Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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