So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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