i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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