Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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