you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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