Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
