so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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