There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
My life is pants optional.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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