Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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