How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
it's not cheating when I paid for it
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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