I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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