who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
and you fell through a lawn chair
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
please don't ironically join a cult
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