you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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