haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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