Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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