so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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