Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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