I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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