we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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