Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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