I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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