I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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