All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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