How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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