And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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