Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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