yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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