Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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