Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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