so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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