make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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