when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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