So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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