What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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