Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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