remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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