Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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