After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
this is an emotional support booty call
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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