Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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