i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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