I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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