he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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