Grow some girl-balls and come out already
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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