there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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