My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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