I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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