I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
