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Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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